WE READ EVERYTHING

TALK TO A HUMAN

Questions, wholesale inquiries, or sleep success stories. We read everything. We respond to most of it.

• Wholesale? Skip the line — apply to the Death Dealers program.
• Order trouble? Include your order number and we can dig it up faster.
• Press, events, or collabs — same form. A human sorts it. The skeleton just watches.
• Typical response: within one business day. The skeleton works nights; we don't.