Cerberus Chews CBD dog treats bag in a desert garden

NEW FROM THE CRYPT · CBD DOG TREATS · 21+ TO ORDER

DEATH TOTHE ZOOMIES.

Cerberus Chews: CBD dog treats for good boys and girls who treat 3AM like a rave. Peanut butter, pumpkin, real chicken. All three heads agree.

Cerberus Chews CBD dog treats bag in a desert garden

NEW · CBD DOG TREATS · FOR GOOD BOYS & GIRLS

MEET CERBERUS CHEWS

Peanut butter and pumpkin treats made with CBD isolate, baked with real chicken, and backed by a joint-friendly crew of collagen, glucosamine and chondroitin. Death to the zoomies — all three heads agree.

55MG
CBD ISOLATE
Per treat. Purified CBD — nothing psychoactive. Your dog stays your dog.
TRIO
COLLAGEN + GLUCOSAMINE + CHONDROITIN
The joint crew, for zoomies-related wear and tear.
PB+P
PEANUT BUTTER & PUMPKIN
Baked with real chicken. Dogs do not read labels, but they would approve of this one.
30
TREATS PER BAG
Dosed by weight, not by vibes — the chart is on the bag and the product page.

THE EVERWELL STANDARD

WHY WE EXIST

01

SUGAR IS DEAD TO US

Most gummies are candy cosplaying as wellness. Ours are sweetened with stevia. Zero sugar, zero crash, zero apologies.

02

FULL SPECTRUM OR NOTHING

Isolate is a cover band. We use the whole plant. CBD, CBN, CBG working together, the way nature drew it up. Under 0.3% THC, federally compliant.

03

Made by nerds, not bros

Formulated with 15+ years of cannabinoid obsession. Our gummies are third-party tested every single batch — reports published in full. Not a guy named Chad with a kitchen scale.

TRAIN HARD. REST HARDER. · 21+

PUSHING UP DAISIES. Literally.

Our gummies put in the reps so you can be dead to the world all night — and first one up when the sun rises. Zero sugar. Full-spectrum. No excuses.

SHOP DOZE DROPS

REAL REVIEWS. EVERY ONE OF THEM FIVE STARS.

TESTIMONIES FROM THE FORMERLY SLEEPLESS

★★★★★

“Have tried a lot of different ways to get a full night of sleep without constantly waking up (melatonin gummies, sleeping aids, etc.) and this is the only product that has worked. 10/10 will always recommend.”

Jake

★★★★★

“I've tried so many things to help me sleep — magnesium, melatonin, z-quil. Those work barely, but these gummies were what did it for me. I wake up feeling well rested.”

Mark

★★★★★

“I've tried many products in the past and have woke up feeling groggy or a bit slow, but after a few weeks of trying these Doze Drops that has all vanished. I feel a lot more productive throughout the day. Ordering again as we speak!”

AJ

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TWO BAGS. SIXTY NIGHTS.

Commit to the long sleep. The 2-pack costs less than buying twice, ships in one box, and means you run out half as often.

Doze Drops 2-Pack — two bags of full-spectrum sleep gummies, 60 nights

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