Cerberus Chews CBD dog treats bag in a desert garden

NEW FROM THE CRYPT · CBD DOG TREATS · 21+ TO ORDER

DEATH TOTHE ZOOMIES.

Cerberus Chews: CBD dog treats for good boys and girls who treat 3AM like a rave. Peanut butter, pumpkin, real chicken. All three heads agree.

SHOP CERBERUS CHEWS →FOR THE HUMANS →

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Doze Drops bag — front label close-up (each 2-pack contains two of these)

THE FINAL BATCHES · FULL-SPECTRUM TO THE END · 21+

DEAD PRODUCT WALKING.

On November 12, a new federal law redefines legal hemp — and our full-spectrum sleep formula dies with it. We're not reformulating it into something beige. We're selling the final batches, then holding a funeral. Sleep like the dead while it's still legal.

NOV 12

DATE OF DEATH

The new federal hemp rule takes effect. After that we can't legally sell this formula — so we won't. No reformulation, no weaker sequel.

90MG

CANNABINOIDS PER GUMMY

50mg CBD + 20mg CBN + 20mg CBG — the entourage effect, the way the whole plant drew it up.

0G

SUGAR, AS ALWAYS

Stevia-sweetened to the very end. The formula dies with its principles intact.

$1

A NIGHT, WHILE IT LASTS

30 gummies, 30 nights. When the last bag sells, this formula is gone for good.

SHOP THE FINAL BATCHES — $29.99

THE EVERWELL STANDARD

WHY WE EXIST

01

THE RIGHT SPECTRUM FOR THE SPECIES

Full-spectrum for humans — CBD, CBN and CBG working together, the way the plant drew it up. Pure CBD isolate for dogs — because THC has no business anywhere near your dog. Same standard, different species.

02

RECEIPTS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN

Every batch of our gummies goes to an independent, accredited lab, and the full reports live on this site. Actual PDFs — not a badge some designer drew.

03

Made by nerds, not bros

Formulated with 15+ years of cannabinoid obsession — dosed by chemistry, not by vibes. Not a guy named Chad with a kitchen scale.

REAL GUMMY REVIEWS. EVERY ONE OF THEM FIVE STARS.

TESTIMONIES FROM THE FORMERLY SLEEPLESS

★★★★★

“Have tried a lot of different ways to get a full night of sleep without constantly waking up (melatonin gummies, sleeping aids, etc.) and this is the only product that has worked. 10/10 will always recommend.”

Jake

★★★★★

“I've tried so many things to help me sleep — magnesium, melatonin, z-quil. Those work barely, but these gummies were what did it for me. I wake up feeling well rested.”

Mark

★★★★★

“I've tried many products in the past and have woke up feeling groggy or a bit slow, but after a few weeks of trying these Doze Drops that has all vanished. I feel a lot more productive throughout the day. Ordering again as we speak!”

AJ

SAVE $4.99

BUNDLE & SAVE · WHILE IT'S LEGAL

TWO BAGS. SIXTY NIGHTS.

Commit to the long sleep. The 2-pack costs less than buying twice, ships in one box, and stocks you up before the formula is gone for good.

Doze Drops 2-Pack — two bags of full-spectrum sleep gummies, 60 nights

YOU WILL SPEND ROUGHLY 26 YEARS OF YOUR LIFE ASLEEP. PRACTICE. ☠CBN: THE NIGHT-SHIFT CANNABINOID ☠DOGS SLEEP 12 HOURS A DAY AND STILL GET THE ZOOMIES ☠THE SKELETON HAS NEVER MISSED A NIGHT ☠90MG CANNABINOIDS. COUNTED TWICE. THE SECOND COUNT IS CEREMONIAL. ☠CERBERUS GUARDED THE UNDERWORLD FOR EONS. VERY GOOD BOY. ☠FULL-SPECTRUM DIES NOV 12. THE SKELETON IS IN MOURNING. ☠YOU WILL SPEND ROUGHLY 26 YEARS OF YOUR LIFE ASLEEP. PRACTICE. ☠CBN: THE NIGHT-SHIFT CANNABINOID ☠DOGS SLEEP 12 HOURS A DAY AND STILL GET THE ZOOMIES ☠THE SKELETON HAS NEVER MISSED A NIGHT ☠90MG CANNABINOIDS. COUNTED TWICE. THE SECOND COUNT IS CEREMONIAL. ☠CERBERUS GUARDED THE UNDERWORLD FOR EONS. VERY GOOD BOY. ☠FULL-SPECTRUM DIES NOV 12. THE SKELETON IS IN MOURNING. ☠YOU WILL SPEND ROUGHLY 26 YEARS OF YOUR LIFE ASLEEP. PRACTICE. ☠CBN: THE NIGHT-SHIFT CANNABINOID ☠DOGS SLEEP 12 HOURS A DAY AND STILL GET THE ZOOMIES ☠THE SKELETON HAS NEVER MISSED A NIGHT ☠90MG CANNABINOIDS. COUNTED TWICE. THE SECOND COUNT IS CEREMONIAL. ☠CERBERUS GUARDED THE UNDERWORLD FOR EONS. VERY GOOD BOY. ☠FULL-SPECTRUM DIES NOV 12. THE SKELETON IS IN MOURNING. ☠YOU WILL SPEND ROUGHLY 26 YEARS OF YOUR LIFE ASLEEP. PRACTICE. ☠CBN: THE NIGHT-SHIFT CANNABINOID ☠DOGS SLEEP 12 HOURS A DAY AND STILL GET THE ZOOMIES ☠THE SKELETON HAS NEVER MISSED A NIGHT ☠90MG CANNABINOIDS. COUNTED TWICE. THE SECOND COUNT IS CEREMONIAL. ☠CERBERUS GUARDED THE UNDERWORLD FOR EONS. VERY GOOD BOY. ☠FULL-SPECTRUM DIES NOV 12. THE SKELETON IS IN MOURNING. ☠

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