ALTERNATIVE WELLNESS · FULL-SPECTRUM CBD · 21+
DEATH TOBORING WELLNESS.
Zero-sugar, doctor-formulated CBD with none of the pastel packaging, whale sounds, or guilt trips. First mission: sleep like the dead.
DRAG TO SPIN — IT WON'T BITE
PILOT PRODUCT · DEATH TO INSOMNIA
MEET DOZE DROPS
One gummy. 90mg of full-spectrum cannabinoids, plus chamomile and passionflower. Zero sugar, zero melatonin, zero lectures about your screen time.
THE EVERWELL STANDARD
WHY WE EXIST
SUGAR IS DEAD TO US
Most gummies are candy cosplaying as wellness. Ours are sweetened with stevia. Zero sugar, zero crash, zero apologies.
FULL SPECTRUM OR NOTHING
Isolate is a cover band. We use the whole plant — CBD, CBN, CBG working together, the way nature drew it up. Under 0.3% THC, federally compliant.
AN ACTUAL DOCTOR MADE THIS
Formulated by Dr. Pegah Panahi, MD — 25+ years in holistic medicine, 15+ in cannabinoids. Not a guy named Chad with a kitchen scale.
TRAIN HARD. REST HARDER. · 21+
PUSHING UP DAISIES. Literally.
Our gummies put in the reps so you can be dead to the world all night — and first one up when the sun rises. Zero sugar. Full-spectrum. No excuses.
SHOP DOZE DROPSREAL REVIEWS. EVERY ONE OF THEM FIVE STARS.
TESTIMONIES FROM THE FORMERLY SLEEPLESS
“Have tried a lot of different ways to get a full night of sleep without constantly waking up (melatonin gummies, sleeping aids, etc.) and this is the only product that has worked. 10/10 will always recommend.”
“I've tried so many things to help me sleep — magnesium, melatonin, z-quil. Those work barely, but these gummies were what did it for me. I wake up feeling well rested.”
“I've tried many products in the past and have woke up feeling groggy or a bit slow, but after a few weeks of trying these Doze Drops that has all vanished. I feel a lot more productive throughout the day. Ordering again as we speak!”
THE LINEUP GROWS
RESURRECTIONS IN PROGRESS
CERBERUS CHEWS
CBD dog treats for good boys and girls. Death to the zoomies — all three heads agree.
FOR THE DISCIPLINED AND DAMNED
The athlete line. Recovery-minded formulas for people who think rest days are a personality flaw.
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