WHOLESALE PROGRAM

BECOME A DEATH DEALER

Stock Doze Drops in your shop, gym, dispensary, or wellness studio. Our wholesale partners get serious margins, marketing assets that don't look like clip art, and a product that sells itself to anyone who's ever stared at a ceiling at 3AM.

What you get:

  • Wholesale pricing tiers that scale with volume
  • Free merchandising materials (the skeleton travels well)
  • Third-party COAs for every batch — your customers can verify everything
  • A dedicated human for reorders, not a ticket queue

Requirements: valid business license, 21+ customer base, and good taste in branding.

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