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CBD DOG TREATS · MADE IN USA · NON-GMO
Cerberus Chews
$29.99
55mg CBD isolate per treat · 30 treats per bag
Peanut butter & pumpkin flavor, baked with real chicken
Collagen, glucosamine & chondroitin for the joints
Dosed by weight — chart on the bag and below
For dogs only (the humans get gummies)
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Your dog is a very good boy or girl who also treats 3AM like a rave. Cerberus Chews are CBD dog treats made with CBD isolate — peanut butter and pumpkin flavor, baked with real chicken, and backed by a joint-friendly crew of collagen, glucosamine, and chondroitin. Death to the zoomies. All three heads agree.
WHAT'S IN THE BAG
30 treats — peanut butter / pumpkin flavor
55mg CBD isolate per treat (1650mg per bag)
Joint support crew: collagen, glucosamine & chondroitin
Made in USA · Non-GMO
SUGGESTED K-9 FEEDING GUIDELINES
(Because even Cerberus needs a dose chart.)
5–20 lbs: ½ treat, twice daily
21–50 lbs: 1 treat, twice daily
51 lbs & over: 2 treats, twice daily
Start at the low end and give it time. Talk to your vet before adding anything to your dog's routine, especially if your dog takes medication.
For use in dogs only. Keep out of reach of children. These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Cerberus Chews are a supplement, not a medication. Ordering is for humans 21+.
These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Products contain less than 0.3% THC (federally compliant hemp). For adults 21+ only. Consult your physician before use if you are pregnant, nursing, or taking medication. Check your local laws before ordering.
$29.99
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QUESTIONS FROM THE CURIOUS
Will these get my dog high?
No. Cerberus Chews are made with CBD isolate — purified CBD, nothing psychoactive. Your dog stays your dog, just less committed to the 3AM rave.
How many do I give?
By weight: 5–20 lbs, half a treat twice daily. 21–50 lbs, one treat twice daily. 51 lbs and over, two treats twice daily. Start at the low end and give it time — and talk to your vet first, especially if your dog takes medication.
What's actually in them?
Peanut butter, pumpkin, brown rice flour, oats, flax, chicken, turmeric, coconut oil, cinnamon and antioxidants — plus a nutraceutical crew of CBD isolate, collagen, glucosamine and chondroitin. The full list is on the bag and in the description above.
Can I eat them?
They're dosed for dogs and flavored for dogs. Nothing terrible will happen, but you'll have paid premium prices to eat kibble-adjacent snacks while your dog watches. We sell better options for humans.
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