Cerberus Chews CBD dog treats bag in a desert garden

CBD DOG TREATS · MADE IN USA · NON-GMO

Cerberus Chews

$29.99

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55mg CBD isolate per treat · 30 treats per bag
Peanut butter & pumpkin flavor, baked with real chicken
Collagen, glucosamine & chondroitin for the joints
Dosed by weight — chart on the bag and below
For dogs only (the humans get gummies)
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Cerberus Chews are CBD dog treats made with CBD isolate — 55 mg of CBD per treat, 30 treats per bag (1,650 mg total) — in a peanut butter and pumpkin base baked with real chicken, plus collagen, glucosamine and chondroitin for the joints. Made in the USA, non-GMO, and dosed by body weight: ½ treat for dogs 5–20 lb, 1 treat for 21–50 lb, 2 treats for 51 lb and up, twice daily.

Your dog is a very good boy or girl who also treats 3AM like a rave. Death to the zoomies. All three heads agree.

WHAT'S IN THE BAG

  • 30 treats — peanut butter / pumpkin flavor
  • 55mg CBD isolate per treat (1650mg per bag)
  • Joint support crew: collagen, glucosamine & chondroitin
  • Made in USA · Non-GMO

SUGGESTED K-9 FEEDING GUIDELINES

(Because even Cerberus needs a dose chart.)

  • 5–20 lbs: ½ treat, twice daily
  • 21–50 lbs: 1 treat, twice daily
  • 51 lbs & over: 2 treats, twice daily

Start at the low end and give it time. Talk to your vet before adding anything to your dog's routine, especially if your dog takes medication. One bag lasts about 60 days for a small dog, 30 days for a medium dog, and 15 days for a large dog at the chart above.

WHY ISOLATE, NOT FULL-SPECTRUM

CBD isolate is CBD purified away from the rest of the hemp plant — it is not a full-spectrum extract. We chose it for dogs on purpose: THC has no business anywhere near your dog, and California's pet-food rule (AB 8, effective 2026) requires exactly this kind of purified CBD in pet products. Isolate is a safety and legality choice, not a magic one.

INGREDIENTS

Peanut Butter, Pumpkin, Brown Rice Flour, Oats, Flax, Chicken, Turmeric, Coconut Oil, Cinnamon, Antioxidants.
Nutraceuticals: CBD Isolate, Collagen, Glucosamine & Chondroitin.

Allergen note: contains peanut butter and chicken. Glucosamine and chondroitin are commonly shellfish-derived — if your dog has a shellfish allergy, ask us before ordering.

Want the whole three-headed saga — and first bite of future batches? The Cerberus story & pack list →

For use in dogs only. Keep out of reach of children. These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Cerberus Chews are a supplement, not a medication. Ordering is for humans 21+.

These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Products contain less than 0.3% THC (federally compliant hemp). For adults 21+ only. Consult your physician before use if you are pregnant, nursing, or taking medication. Check your local laws before ordering.
$29.99

READ THIS BEFORE BUYING "CALMING CHEWS" AT THE PET STORE

US VS. the pet-aisle BRANDS.

We did the comparison shopping so you can do the dog-walking. Numbers below are per treat, per the labels.

CERBERUS CHEWS The $60 "premium" CBD chew The pet-store calming chew
CBD per treat 55mg CBD isolate 5–20mg. The daily-use ceiling in this category is 20mg. 0mg. Usually chamomile and a whisper of L-theanine.
Price per treat $1.00 $1.17–$2.00 Cheap. So is the formula.
Price per mg of CBD About 1.8¢ 8.5¢–23¢ There's no CBD to price.
What kind of CBD Isolate — purified CBD, not a full-spectrum hemp extract. THC has no business near your dog. Full- or broad-spectrum extract (trace THC permitted by federal law) None
Joint support Collagen + glucosamine + chondroitin, in every treat Sometimes — usually sold as a separate "hip & joint" bag Rarely
Dosing One bag, dosed by weight: ½, 1 or 2 treats Three separate strengths — buy the right bag or go home "1–2 chews" and a shrug
Personality A three-headed hellhound. A cult (the fun kind). A sage-green apothecary label A cartoon dog doing yoga

Category comparison based on published labels and list prices of leading CBD dog chews, August 2026 — per-treat CBD of 5–20mg at the daily-use tier and $0.085–$0.23 per mg of CBD. No specific brand implied. Cerberus per-mg figure is $29.99 ÷ 1,650mg. These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.

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BEFORE YOU FEED THE BEAST

QUESTIONS FROM THE CURIOUS

Will these get my dog high?

No. Cerberus Chews are made with CBD isolate — CBD purified away from the rest of the hemp plant, rather than a full-spectrum extract. CBD is not intoxicating. Your dog stays your dog, just less committed to the 3AM rave.

How many treats do I give my dog?

By body weight, twice daily: dogs 5–20 lb get half a treat, 21–50 lb get one treat, 51 lb and over get two treats. Start at the low end of the range and give it time. Talk to your vet before adding anything to your dog's routine — especially if your dog takes medication.

How much CBD is in each treat?

55 mg of CBD isolate per treat, 30 treats per bag — 1,650 mg per bag. Because they're dosed by weight, a 15 lb dog gets about 27 mg per serving (half a treat) and a 70 lb dog gets 110 mg (two treats).

Isolate vs. full-spectrum — which is better for dogs?

We chose isolate for dogs on purpose. Full-spectrum extracts legally carry trace THC, and THC is genuinely bad for dogs — cannabis toxicosis from edibles is a routine emergency-vet presentation. California's pet-food rule (AB 8, effective 2026) goes further and requires purified CBD with no THC in pet products. Isolate is a safety and legality choice, not a magic one: a 2025 head-to-head study in beagles found full-spectrum gave no absorption advantage over isolate.

How long until I notice anything, and how long does a bag last?

Give a treat 30–60 minutes before you'd like the zoomies to wind down, and give the routine a couple of weeks before you judge it — every dog is different. A 30-treat bag lasts about 60 days for a small dog, 30 days for a medium dog and 15 days for a large dog at the feeding guide.

What's actually in them?

Peanut butter, pumpkin, brown rice flour, oats, flax, chicken, turmeric, coconut oil, cinnamon and antioxidants — plus a nutraceutical crew of CBD isolate, collagen, glucosamine and chondroitin. The full list is printed on the bag and repeated in the description above.

Any allergens I should know about?

They contain peanut butter and chicken. Glucosamine and chondroitin are commonly shellfish-derived — if your dog has a shellfish allergy, ask us before ordering. As with any new food, introduce it slowly.

Can I give these with my dog's medication, or to a puppy or senior?

Ask your vet first — that's not a disclaimer, it's the actual advice. CBD can interact with medications processed by the liver, and puppies, pregnant dogs and seniors on prescriptions need a professional's eyes on the plan. Cerberus Chews are a supplement, not a medication.

Are they made in the USA?

Yes — made in the USA and non-GMO, both printed on the bag. For use in dogs only; keep out of reach of children.

What does "death to the zoomies" actually promise?

Honestly? A treat with CBD isolate and a joint-support crew, for dogs who treat 3AM like a rave. It is not a cure for anything and we don't claim it treats, prevents or diagnoses any condition. If your dog has a medical problem, that's a vet's job, not a treat's.

Can I eat them?

They're dosed for dogs and flavored for dogs. Nothing terrible will happen, but you'll have paid premium prices to eat kibble-adjacent snacks while your dog watches. We sell better options for humans.

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