CBD DOG TREATS · FIRST BATCH LIVE
Three heads. Zero chill. Until now.
Your dog is a very good boy or girl who also treats 3AM like a rave. Cerberus Chews are hemp-derived CBD treats made for dogs — peanut butter and pumpkin flavor, baked with real chicken, with collagen, glucosamine and chondroitin along for the ride. Death to the zoomies. All three heads agree.
Dosed by weight, not by vibes — the chart is on the bag and the product page.
THE PACK LIST · CERBERUS CHEWS
The first batch is live — no list needed, just go get a bag. But batches are finite and dogs are not patient: join the pack list and you hear first when a new batch lands.
You're on the pack list. When a new batch lands, you hear first. Tell a friend with a bad dog.
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BEFORE THE BEAST WAKES
Hemp-derived CBD dog treats made with CBD isolate, plus collagen, glucosamine and chondroitin. Peanut butter and pumpkin flavour, with real chicken in the recipe.
By weight — the chart is printed on the bag. Start at the low end and give it time. Talk to your vet first, especially if your dog is on medication, pregnant, or being treated for anything. Cerberus Chews are a supplement, not a medication, and we're not going to pretend otherwise.
Yes — the first batch is live on the product page. Batches are finite, so the pack list above is how you hear about the next one before everyone else.
They're dosed for dogs and flavored for dogs. Nothing terrible will happen, but you'll have paid premium prices to eat kibble-adjacent snacks while your dog watches. We sell better options for humans.
Our skeleton bouncer needs to know. We don't make the rules. (We'd make funnier ones.)
The skeleton bouncer has spoken. Go drink some milk and get some rest.
