RESURRECTION 001 · COMING SOON · 21+ HUMANS ONLY
CERBERUS CHEWS.
Three heads. Zero chill. Until now.
CBD dog treats for good boys and girls who treat 3AM like a rave. Death to the zoomies — all three heads agree. Formulated by the same nerds behind Doze Drops, third-party tested like everything we make, and dosed for dogs, not dramatics.
First resurrection: one limited batch. When it's gone, it goes back in the grave until the next one. No restocks, no quiet refills — the next batch is a whole new funeral. The waitlist eats first: you get the buy link 24 hours before the mob.
Dosing is by weight — the bag and product page will carry a plain-English chart. Talk to your vet first, especially if your dog takes medication. These are not a medication and we don't pretend otherwise. 21+ humans only. Unsubscribe anytime — we'll haunt someone else.
