2AM: An Obituary

REAL CUSTOMERS · ZERO SUGAR · UNDER 0.3% THC

Your brain does 100mph at 2AM.
We found the off-switch.

CLAIM FREE SHIPPING → CHECKOUT

First order ships FREE — code GHOSTSHIP applies automatically. 👻

Lights off at 11. Then your brain remembers that thing you said in 2019, drafts three arguments you'll never have, and suddenly it's 2AM and you're researching whether octopuses dream.

Melatonin? Groggy. Sleepy-time tea? Adorable. Doomscrolling until unconsciousness? A lifestyle, not a plan.

So we handed Doze Drops to the formerly sleepless and collected their reports. They kept saying the same thing: “less brain-at-100mph, more oh-there's-the-floor.”

What's actually in it

• The Trinity: 50mg CBD + 20mg CBG + 20mg CBN per gummy — formulated for the full entourage effect.
• The Chill Crew: 200mg passionflower + 250mg chamomile. A weighted blanket for your nervous system.
• THC: less than 0.3% — federally compliant hemp. Relaxed, not launched into orbit.
• No melatonin: so your body keeps making its own. No next-day baked-potato brain reported either.
• Zero sugar: sweetened with stevia. Your dentist stays bored.

Survived by these well-rested customers

“Have tried a lot of different ways to get a full night of sleep… this is the only product that has worked. 10/10 will always recommend.”
— Jake, verified customer ★★★★★

“Magnesium, melatonin, z-quil — those work barely. These gummies were what did it for me.”
— Mark, verified customer ★★★★★

Individual customer experiences. Results may vary — that's why the guarantee below exists.

The honest answers

Will these get me high? No. See the ingredients — under 0.3% THC. You'll be relaxed, not rearranged.

When do people take them? Customers tell us: one gummy, about 45 minutes before they want to be horizontal.

What if they don't work for me? 30-day money-back guarantee. Asleep or it's free. Email us, get refunded. No interrogation.

---

These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. For adults 21+ only. Consult your physician before use if you are pregnant, nursing, or taking medication.