
FULL-SPECTRUM · ZERO SUGAR · 21+
Doze Drops 2-Pack
$54.99
Two bags. Sixty nights. One thoroughly unemployed brain.
The Doze Drops 2-Pack: our full-spectrum sleep gummies, doubled — because customers kept telling us one bag disappears faster than their will to attend morning meetings.
The math, for night-owls
- $54.99 — save $5 vs. two singles, and it ships FREE (over the $50 bar, no code needed).
- 60 gummies total: 50mg CBD + 20mg CBG + 20mg CBN each, backed by 200mg passionflower + 250mg chamomile.
- Zero sugar. No melatonin — your body keeps making its own.
- One for the nightstand, one for the gym bag / carry-on / bunker.
Asleep or it's free. 30-day money-back guarantee on every order. No interrogation.
Contains less than 0.3% THC (federally compliant hemp). These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. For adults 21+.
BEFORE YOU BUY
QUESTIONS FROM THE CURIOUS
Will these get me high?
No. Doze Drops contain less than 0.3% THC (federally compliant hemp). You'll feel relaxed, not launched into orbit.
How fast do they kick in?
Most people notice effects within 30–60 minutes. Take one about 45 minutes before you want to be horizontal.
Will I pass a drug test?
Full-spectrum products contain trace THC (under 0.3%), and sensitive tests can detect it. If your job drug-tests, consider that before ordering.
What if they're not for me?
30-day money-back guarantee. Email us and we'll refund you. No interrogation.
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